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eric-burdon:

macca-rena:

numberninedream:

1940-1980:

trolololol

 His face in the bottom picture
Every fucking time
deodscjkcd kl
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

i am crying om g georges face in the secong panel omg i amc rying skdjfalelkjfsde

haha

eric-burdon:

macca-rena:

numberninedream:

1940-1980:

trolololol

 His face in the bottom picture

Every fucking time

deodscjkcd kl

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

i am crying om g georges face in the secong panel omg i amc rying skdjfalelkjfsde

haha

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cumberbauched:

theangelsfellfromtrenzalore:

dramasbomin:

a-geek-without-braces:

I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.

why was green eggs and ham banned??

THAT  is a really good question

it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism 

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joshpeck:

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

i can’t wait to get high

high on that dank ass word of the lord

don’t do drugs

(via twofingerswhiskey)

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roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

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facebookstaff:

when people try to tell me about things i know more about than them

image

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memeguy-com:

Dude held this at the pride parade in phoenix

memeguy-com:

Dude held this at the pride parade in phoenix

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tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

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deeheartsyou:

rat-got-your-tongue:


greylilacs:

rat-got-your-tongue:

greylilacs:

rat-got-your-tongue:

hoshikostar:

toxipop:

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

We need those doors in southern Louisiana fuck

Agreed!

There is water streaming in through the key hole

Well it did knock first.

How does water knock?

I suppose we’ll have to wait and sea.

Get out.


they can’t get out the door is blocked (: (: (:

deeheartsyou:

rat-got-your-tongue:

greylilacs:

rat-got-your-tongue:

greylilacs:

rat-got-your-tongue:

hoshikostar:

toxipop:

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

We need those doors in southern Louisiana fuck

Agreed!

There is water streaming in through the key hole

Well it did knock first.

How does water knock?

I suppose we’ll have to wait and sea.

Get out.

they can’t get out the door is blocked (: (: (:

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Reblogged from fyspringfield

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

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