I'm Not Killing Time, Time is Killing Me

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maetaurus:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

i feel like this is cheating at the gunshot or firework game

Too little, too late. I’m already in trouble for calling the cops 87 times.

(via just-another-goddamn-paradox)

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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I said to Ringo, ‘Let’s pretend that we’ve nearly finished some recordings and John is going off to Spain on holiday and he’s just rung up and said: Look, there’s one more song but it’s not finished. If you’re up for it, take it in the studio, have fun with it, and I’ll trust you.’ Paul McCartney on recording “Free as a Bird”, Q Magazine December 1995 (via tumblrweed-connection)

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paintdoktahwho:

"oh wait easily because look there you are

truth field. cant lie. you suck clara.”

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via hungryhellhound)

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hannibalspenis:

commanderjshepard:

literally what happens

im still fucking laughing at this

hannibalspenis:

commanderjshepard:

literally what happens

im still fucking laughing at this

(Source: windreaver, via jackiedessables)

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claudiagray:

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

(Source: srabaskerville, via raffuraffu)

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nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

(Source: 7hesevenhills, via gxnslinger)