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domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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orghasm:

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

story of my life

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wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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allonsymiddleearth:

Classic Doctors
Whatever else about this epsiode lets all respect how amazing it was the way they put all the old doctors in there and even had WILLIAM HARTNELL SPEAK LINES.

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stupidfuckingquestions:

Farewell Bill Hader - Thank you for eight seasons of homoeroticism, spot-on impressions, unique characters, dirty dancing, and hilarious breaking. 

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migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

Today’s posts orbited Uranus searching for Klingons.

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imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

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