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nhaneh:

bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

(via sillydragpoes)

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via gxnslinger)

Reblogged from darkpathos

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

(via daftpunk-x)

Reblogged from shorten

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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Reblogged from theycallhermonster
dlubes:

megablaziken:

love this outfit

who is she

dlubes:

megablaziken:

love this outfit

who is she

(Source: theycallhermonster, via daftpunk-x)

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Reblogged from fictionalfeather

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via ladydogbarf)

Reblogged from thottielamottie

khaleesinewbooty:

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

(Source: thottielamottie, via ladydogbarf)

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thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

(via twofingerswhiskey)

Reblogged from dyinanimemom
dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

(Source: dyinanimemom, via twofingerswhiskey)

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Reblogged from gifak-net
demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via twofingerswhiskey)

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Reblogged from deanlirium
Dalek [1x06] | Into the Dalek [8x02]

(Source: deanlirium, via beautifullycatastrophic)

Reblogged from timemachination

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Is Matt Smith even real? Or more important: are Matt Smith’s limbs even real?

(via marathemara)